MOLLY:
Dollop went on a retreat to consult with his 13th Century muse, a pagan nun in Vilnius, Lithuania. Of course, getting from Geiranger, Norway to Vilnius is complicated and that is why he chose out-of-body travel, otherwise known as “ticket-less.” No security lines. You can just imagine the absurd profiling they do on purple birds. Also, his muse really is a 13th Century person, and thus not “in-body” as it were. They plan to do a little dancing in the woods. If you see crushed mushrooms, you’ll know why. But never mind, mushrooms grow back the very next morning.
A snapshot drawn by Philip Vinton Clayton, suggestive of prior retreats. (Click on it for a better picture.)
He’ll be back in December, and girl, do I have a few more questions. Cutting naughty bits? Comfort women? A certain Ms. Bobbitt?
